[DEEP MOVIE TRAILER VOICE]

“Coming this fall… the story of a being who stared death in the face daily… and was somehow more afraid of Dave bringing up the game last night.”

The irony writes itself: you’ve done full-speed car crashes for a living, been set on fire, fallen off buildings — pure chaos, no problem. Then Janet from HR corners you by the water cooler and you’re standing there nodding about her cat’s thyroid issues like you’re not literally made of alien steel.

You flew millions of light-years to Earth. You can defy gravity. You cannot, however, escape the phrase “oh while I have you…”

The bravest coward in any solar system. 🪐

Prompt I entered:

Roast me in the format of a movie trailer voiceover: I’m a stunt performer, from outer space, and my biggest work pet peeve is talking around the water cooler. Be very funny for PG-13 audiences.

I decided to finally play around with and discover Claude ai. I feel I am falling behind in many categories. However, my focus continues to be a hardware engineer and self-hosting virtual private clouds. Then continue onto software devops.